sparklecops in the hizzouse

[hellyeah]

DOG BEERS
yay new people
everyone's in a bar
general alcohol and bonding etc

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[hellyeah]

[ a blur, yes, but in Danny's drunken mind it is a god damn masterpiece. He hunches over his phone, fingers numbly poking away at the buttons, as he attempts to send it to someone. ]

Hey, what's your nife's wumber-?

[ hang on no that's not how we English. Danny narrows his eyes and carefully repeats himself: ]

Wife's. Number.

[obeying]

[There's a very clear attempt to say NO in that next whine, Danny. His snout is going to snatch that phone from you if it has to!]

[hellyeah]

[ sorry andy that is not a human noise because you are drunk and you are a dog!! Danny buttonmashes his phone, as if fate will somehow guide his fingers in to typing the right number. ]

Does it start with a one? Bark once for yes...