sparklecops in the hizzouse

[hellyeah]

DOG BEERS
yay new people
everyone's in a bar
general alcohol and bonding etc

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[hellyeah]

[ well it ain't a dog beers night without THIS GUY because danny is probably the guy who chivvied you all out of your homes/away from your desks and herded you all here in the first place. HE JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO GET REALLY DRUNK AND HAVE FUN except you jake ]

[impersonating]

[ oh my god why is she still the only lady in the unit THIS IS SUCH A SAUSAGE FEST ]

[obeying]

[his handler isn't around because they don't exist and he's worried about drinking too much or getting home too late to the missus and the baby help]

Nice, uh, [ahem] Nice place, huh?

[impersonating]

[ She sits a little straighter on her bar stool and her expression clears in to something 100% more neutral. New people. ]

Yeah. [ Lips pressed thin, she nods - but it's more of a grimace really. ] The Winchester is... all right. Kind of homely. Just don't expect any fancy cocktails or anything.

[obeying]

Oh, no, [his lips split in a sheepish grin, slight laughter in his tone,] Definitely did not come into this expecting fancy cocktails.

[impersonating]

[ Vanessa nods, eyebrows upraised, in a silent yeah, good. There's a pause as she turns her glass in her hand before asking cannily: ] I hope you won't find the job as unadventurous as the staff parties we put on - Andrew, isn't it?

[obeying]

Yes - but Andy's fine. [Everyone calls him Andy. It's weird to be talking in English without being called Andy.] And you're Vanessa-?

[impersonating]

Vanessa, yeah. Vanessa Kaye. [ Not Keene - hasn't been Keene for years now. And excuse her for not offering a handshake, Andy, she's just gonna go ahead and have a sip of her beer instead and eye you over the rim of the glass. ] You met my partner, Kasper. He gave you the tour the other day.

[obeying]

Pleasure to meet you, [he nods once, lips pressed together, fingers toying with his own glass. His brows raise and he gains a new spirit when she mentions the name, pointing vaguely,] Oh, yeah - Kasper. He's a really nice guy. Very helpful.

[If a bit challenged in the attention span section.]

[impersonating]

[ For such a stoic hard-ass it's amazing how much Vanessa's expression changes when someone compliments Kasper. The frown lines soften, she almost smiles - and there's certainly more than a few notes of fondness in her voice as she murmurs: ] Yeah, that's Kasper. You guys'll all get to know each other pretty well over the next couple of months. [ The smile grows more certain, more assured. ] You can count on him.

[obeying]

Good! Good. I'd like to be able to make friends.

email to the whole unit, EVEN YOU JAKE (YEAH danny uses comic sans WHAT OF IT)

[hellyeah]

allright ladies and gentlmen, we've got a nice friday comin up and i KNOW most of you don't have that much going on so we are all going to the winchester at 8pm to sink some bevvies and break a bit of that ice!! and if you don't want to go then that's fin e but then youll miss out on all the excllent jokes and morgan's bi-yearly drink=inducd show. IT'LL BE FUN promise!!

[obeying]

[got drunk

was dared to turn into a dog in the boys room

are we getting kicked out]

[hellyeah]

[ LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF ]

You know they don't serve dogs here, right?

[ danny shut up you are drunk nobody serves dogs anywhere ]

[obeying]

[BARKWHINE. Except. He doesn't really know what he's doing. He'll just take a step forward and - oop wrong leg. No, wait. There we go.]

[hellyeah]

[ LMAO STILL LAUGHING and kind of half-leaning half-bring propped up by a stall door. ]

Mate, drunk dogging is the worst idea when you're new. Can you smell colours yet? [ HE IS NOT EVEN JOKING these toilets must smell gross in dog mode ]

[obeying]

[He tilts his head in question, eyes squinting with how everything seems to be spinning around him. This really was the worst idea. Can he just lie down? No, let's try walking again. He pads onwards, tail down, taking one false step to the side.]

[hellyeah]

[ HA HA HA oh god this is hysterical for Danny mostly because he's been there and he knows it's so fucking confusing but when you're outside the dogsuit it is SO FUNNY ]

Say 'cheese'!

[ Because Danny is totally taking a photo of this on his phone ]

[obeying]

[MEAN, DANNY. SO MEAN.

He's just going to squint and turn his head away from the photo. Good luck catching anything better than a blur from a dog that won't stop wobbling lazily.]

[hellyeah]

[ a blur, yes, but in Danny's drunken mind it is a god damn masterpiece. He hunches over his phone, fingers numbly poking away at the buttons, as he attempts to send it to someone. ]

Hey, what's your nife's wumber-?

[ hang on no that's not how we English. Danny narrows his eyes and carefully repeats himself: ]

Wife's. Number.

[obeying]

[There's a very clear attempt to say NO in that next whine, Danny. His snout is going to snatch that phone from you if it has to!]

[hellyeah]

[ sorry andy that is not a human noise because you are drunk and you are a dog!! Danny buttonmashes his phone, as if fate will somehow guide his fingers in to typing the right number. ]

Does it start with a one? Bark once for yes...