bisous

[fizzy]

Go onto random.org and insert a number between 1 and 6. character a replies to character b with the following kisses depending on the resulting number....

rng options:

1 a kiss on the forehead.
2 a kiss on the nose.
3 a kiss on the cheek.
4 a kiss on the lips.
5 a kiss on the hand.
6 a kiss anywhere.

Neither character can stop it from happening and until the kiss is over, neither will realize who is kissing them. React accordingly and laugh your asses off. Alternatively, screw the randomiser and just kiss whoever you like, however you like.
lovingly borrowed from emprises.